Funny English
Dear children and guests! Today we will see a competition of the lively
and quick-witted between the teams of 5A and 5B. We welcome you to this event
and wish you every success. We have jury with the following membership: our
English teachers…. They will listen to you, check your answers and decide which
team is the best today.
Our competition consists of seven rounds: Greeting, Proverbs and Words,
Captains’ Competitions, Grammar, The Best Emblem, Home Task, Singing the Song.
We wish every of the teams good luck.
The First Round “Greeting”.
We have two teams “Tropical Paradise” (5A) and “Bingo” (5B). The captain
of the team “Tropical Paradise” is …. The captain of the team “Bingo” is…. Each
of the teams has to introduce yourselves and sings the song about your team.
The example of the greeting: Hello! My name is…. I am 11. I like to play
the piano and read books.
The team “Tropical Paradise” sings the
song “Tropical Paradise ”.
There are coconuts and mangoes.
There is every kind of spice.
There are pineapples and bananas
In our tropical paradise.
There are red peppers and chicken.
There is fresh fish and rice.
There are barbecues beside the sea
In our tropical paradise.
Is there any cool water?
Are there any drinks with ice?
Yes, there is everything
In our tropical paradise.
The team “Bingo” sings
the
song “Bingo”.
There was a farmer who had a dog
And Bingo was his name, oh!
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
And Bingo was his name, oh!
(Repeat for the fifth times
missing one letter.)
The Second Round “Proverbs and
Words”.
1. This round has three tasks. The
first task is called “Split
Better
late than
never.
It’s never too late to learn.
So many men, so
many minds.
A sound mind in
a sound body.
East or West, home is best.
There is no place like home.
Every dog has his day.
It’s raining cats and dogs.
First think, then
speak.
Think today and speak
tomorrow.
Money can’t buy everything.
Time is money.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A friend to all is
a friend to none.
Like father, like son.
2. The second task is called “Odd Word Out”. Each team will have the card with words. You have
to write out the word that is different.
Keys:
1. table; 2. friend; 3. man; 4. nice; 5. one; 6. quick; 7. bag; 8. fifth; 9.
mat; 10. mouse; 11. tomato; 12. hen.
3. The third task is called “The Hidden Question”.
You have to change the letters and make up a new word.
Key: How many
friends do you have?
The Third Round “Captains’
Competition”.
There are two tasks for the captains.
1. “Tongue- Twisters”. One of the captains takes the card
and says the beginning of the tongue-twister and the other captain says the
ending of its. You have to say it in turn.
- Tim’s
thirteen and his sister’s three.
- That’s
my aunt’s cat Charlie. He’s fantastic at
art!
- Thanks
to those thirty-three
thirsty girls.
- Yes!
You! We want your yellow
shirts this week.
- One
potato, two potatoes,
Three potatoes, four!
Five potatoes, six potatoes,
Seven potatoes, more!
- First
word, third word,
Then, then, then ?
First word, third word,
Again, again, again!
Now you should say your tongue- twisters as quickly as you can.
3. “The Secret Picture”. There are eight objects in the
picture. What are they? Write down the names of clothes.
Keys:
shirt, stocking, sock, cap, skirt, blouse, shoes, scarf.
The Fourth Round “Grammar”.
Each team will have a sheet of
paper with three tasks:
1) Unscramble the sentences.
1.
is, mother, what, like, your?
2.
room, clean, my, is?
3.
do, live, you, where?
4.
old, your, is, how, brother?
5.
in, form, are, what, you?
2) What’s wrong?
1.
My sister live in Vyshneva Street
2.
Is there many buildings in your town?
3.
My grandmother have got a cow.
4.
I doesn’t like cakes.
5.
My brother has dog.
6.
My sister a pretty girl.
3) Fill in the necessary letters and words.
One point is one letter, two points are two letters.
Keys:
1)
1. What is your mother like?
2. Is my room
clean?
3. Where do you
live?
4. How old is your
brother?
5. What form are you in?
2) 1. My sister
lives in Vyshneva Street
2. Are there many buildings in your town?
3. My grandmother has a cow.
4. Is your village beautiful?
5. My brother has a dog.
6. My sister is a pretty girl.
3) Dear Ann,
My name is Helen.
My surname is Brown. I am twelve. I have a brother and a sister. My brother is
a student. My sister is a schoolgirl. She is in the second form. My father is
an engineer. He works at a big factory. My mother is a doctor. She works in a
hospital.
I am a pupil. I
like to read and to draw. Also I like to swim. I want to be a teacher of
English.
Your friend,
Helen.
The Fifth Round “The Best Emblem”.
Jury choose the best emblem.
The Sixth Round “Home Task”.
Your home task was to stage a short play called “Hot Dog looks for his
Partner”. Each team shows its play.
Narrator: Hot Dog is a private detective. He is looking
for his new assistant. The first is Cool Cat. Hot Dog is asking some questions.
After Cool Cat three people more are applying for the job. (There is a knock at the door.)
Hot Dog: Come in.
Cool Cat: Hello. I’m Cool Cat. I’m a private detective
and I …
Hot Dog: Ah! My new assistant. Right, Mr Cat. Can you
answer a few questions?
Cool Cat: Well, yes, but…
Hot Dog: Can you swim?
Cool Cat: Yes, I can.
Hot Dog: Can you run fast?
Cool Cat: Yes, but I…
Hot Dog: Can you drive a car?
Cool Cat: Yes, and I can ride a horse and I can fly a
plane.
Hot Dog: Oh…er… I can’t. Are you good at Math?
Cool Cat: yes.
Hot Dog: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Cool Cat: Yes, I can speak French, Spanish, German,
Greek and Russian. I can’t speak Chinese, but I’m learning it.
Hot Dog: Oh. What do you do in your free time?
Cool Cat: I play basketball. I ski. I make computers. I
play the violin. I…
Hot Dog: (Good Lord. This cat’s a genius.) Well, Mr
Cat. You’ve got the job.
Cool Cat: What job? I just wanted to say: I’m a private
detective and I’ve got the office next door.
Hot Dog: Grrrrrr. You can’t do that!
Cool Cat: Goodbye,
Mr Dog!
(There is a knock at the door. The second
applicant)
Hot Dog: Come in. Can you just answer some questions?
Mad Dog: Yes.
Hot Dog: First, what’s your name?
Mad Dog: Mad Dog.
Hot Dog: How do you spell Mad?
Mad Dog: M A D
Hot Dog: Right, Mr dog. Can you drive a car?
Mad Dog: Yes, I can.
Hot Dog: Can you swim?
Mad Dog: Yes, I can.
Hot Dog: Can you run fast?
Mad Dog: No, I can’t.
Hot Dog: Can you speak any other languages?
Mad Dog: No, I can’t.
Hot Dog: Can you use a computer?
Mad Dog: Yes, I can.
Hot dog: are you good at Math?
Mad Dog: Yes, I am.
Hot Dog: What do you do in your free time?
Mad Dog: I play cards and I sleep a lot.
Hot Dog: Thank you. Next please.
(The third applicant)
Hot Dog: What’s your name?
Mandy Mouse: Mandy Mouse.
Hot Dog: Mandy… Mouse… Well, Miss Mouse, can you drive
a car?
Mandy Mouse: Yes, I can,
Hot Dog: Can you swim?
Mandy Mouse: No, I can’t. Well, I can swim
a little.
Hot Dog: Can you run fast?
Mandy Mouse; Yes, I can… Well, quite fast.
Hot Dog: Can you speak any other languages?
Mandy Mouse: Yes, I can speak ten
languages.
Hot Dog: Can you use a computer?
Mandy Mouse: No, I can’t.
Hot Dog: Are you good at Math?
Mandy Mouse: Yes, I am… Well, quite good.
Hot Dog: What do you do in your free time?
Mandy Mouse: I fly a plane and I ski.
Hot Dog: Thank you. Next please.
(The fourth applicant)
Hot Dog: What’s your name?
Cindy Cat: Cindy Cat.
Hot Dog: Oh. Another cat, eh? Well, Miss Cat, can you
drive a car?
Cindy Cat: No, I can’t.
Hot Dog: Can you swim?
Cindy Cat: Yes, I can swim very well.
Hot Dog: Can you run fast?
Cindy Cat: Yes, I can.
Hot Dog: can you speak any other languages?
Cindy Cat: I can speak Russian.
Hot Dog: Can you use a computer?
Cindy Cat: No, I can’t. But I’m learning
about computers at the moment.
Hot Dog: Are you good at Math?
Cindy Cat: Good? I’m a genius at Math.
Hot Dog: Oh, I see. What do you do in your free time?
Cindy Cat: I don’t have any free time. I
work 24 hours a day.
Hot Dog: Oh, You haven’t got a brother, have you?
Cindy Cat: No, why?
Hot Dog: Oh, it doesn’t matter. Thank you, Miss Cat.
The Seventh Round “Singing the
Song”.
Each team has to sing the song. The team “Tropical Paradise” sings the
song “The Wheels on the bus go round and round”.
1). The wheels on
the bus go round and round
Round and round,
round and round
The wheels on the
bus go round and round
All through the
town.
2). The people on
the bys go up and down
Up and down, up and
down
The people on the
bus go up and down
All through the
town.
3). The horn on the
bus goes toot, toot, toot
Toot, toot, toot,
toot, toot, toot…
4). The money in
the box goes ding, ding, ding
Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding…
5). The wiper on
the glass goes swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish,
swish, swish, swish, swish, swish…
6). The doors on
the bus go open and shut
Open and shut, open
and shut….
7). The driver on the
bus says, ”Move on back
Move on back, move
on back”…
The team “Bingo” sings the song “The farmer in the dell”.
The farmer in the
dell
The farmer in the
dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the
dell.
The farmer takes a
wife….
The wife takes the
child…
The child takes the
nurse…
The nurse takes the
dog…
The dog takes the
cat…
The cat takes the
rat…
The rat takes the
cheese…
The cheese stands
alone…
And now let’s listen to the results of the competition. Dear members of
the jury, we would like to know your decision.
Thank you for your attention. The competition is over. Team … is the
winner! Congratulations!
Odd Word Out
1). _____________ 7). _____________
2). _____________ 8). _____________
3). _____________ 9). _____________
4). _____________ 10). _____________
5). _____________ 11). _____________
6). _____________ 12). _____________
The Hidden Question
The Secret Picture
1).
_____________ 5). _____________
2).
_____________ 6). _____________
3).
_____________ 7). _____________
4).
_____________ 8). _____________
Unscramble the sentences.
1.
is, mother, what, like, your?
__________________________
2.
room, clean, my, is? __________________________
3. do, live, you, where? ___________________________
4.
old, your, is, how, brother?
___________________________
5.
in, form, are, what, you? ____________________________
What’s wrong?
1.
My sister live in Vyshneva Street
_____________________________
2. Is there many buildings in your
town?
______________________________
3. My grandmother have got a cow.
______________________________
4. I doesn’t like cakes.
______________________________
5. My brother has dog.
______________________________
6. My sister a pretty girl.
_______________________________________
Fill in the necessary letters and words.
Tim’s thirteen and his
sister’s three.
That’s my aunt’s cat Charlie.
He’s fantastic at art!
Yes!
You! We want your yellow shirts this week.
One potato, two potatoes,
Three potatoes, four!
Five potatoes, six potatoes,
Seven potatoes, more!
First word, third word,
Then, then, then ?
First word, third word,
Again, again,
again!
Better late than never.
It’s never too late to learn.
So many men, so many minds.
A sound mind in a sound body.
East or West, home is best.
There is no place like home.
Every dog has his day.
It’s raining cats and dogs.
First think, then speak.
Think today and speak tomorrow.
Money can’t buy everything.
Time is money.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Like father, like son.
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